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A WEBSITE IS HIRING A “PROFESSIONAL BINGE WATCHER”

There aren’t many jobs I feel more qualified for than THIS one.

A website called BonusFinder is hiring a “professional binge watcher.” They’ll pay someone $500 to watch Netflix and eat pizza, then post reviews of the shows and the pizzas.

If you’re interested, you can apply on their website through February 12th. Unfortunately, they’re going to pick the person at random. You know, just like most companies seem to do when you apply for jobs.